Stage 1: “How did I get to campus so fast? Maybe I will have enough time to get Starbucks before class.”
Stage 2: “Oh there’s a spot… UGH stupid motorcycle!”
Stage 3: “They would add 20 reserved spots for guests….technically I am a guest right?”
Stage 4: “WHY do people think it is okay to drive 80 mph in a parking garage?!”
Stage 5: “Yes please, walk slower. I don’t have to get to class or anything.”
Stage 6: “YES I found one” *someone steals it*
Stage 7: “I’ll just wait here and stalk someone walking to their car”
Stage 8: “I’ve been driving in circles for 20 minutes”
Stage 9: “Screw it I am parking illegally”
Stage 10: “I give up, I am parking in Dodge/Narnia and walking”
